Why won't somebody pay us to whine?
Or perhaps a Whine Tasting party would be a good perk-up.
Tell me, sir, how is your cabernet?
It's a caber-not, the worst yet today.
Tell me, miss, how's your pinot noir?
And ma'am, the tang of your pouilly fusse?
Pbbt-really fussy, that's what I say.
And, cuz, how's the taste of your merlot?
Bleah! What else you got? Er, go.
Labels: whining, wine tasting, wines